He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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