how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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