and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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