I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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