this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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