if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
