you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Found your dick twin last night
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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