I wish I could teleport
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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