Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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