your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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