I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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