Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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