Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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