I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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