ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
high people should be assigned attendants
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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