Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I want to have your abortion
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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