The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Soap is not a condiment
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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