I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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