are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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