I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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