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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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