did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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