So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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