He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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