im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
