at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Randomize
