My nipple is on Facebook.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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