we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I came so hard my ears popped.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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