he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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