Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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