That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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