someone owes me an orgasm
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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