and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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