Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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