do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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