May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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