He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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