Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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