he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Come share oat with me in your robe
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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