READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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