apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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