3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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