Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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