I will die if light touches me.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
