How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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