His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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