I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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