I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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