I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Randomize
