i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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