I'm so fucking centered right now
she was so not down for the gang bang
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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