My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
