Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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