I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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