so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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