how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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