There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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